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This Wednesday at 9pm EST the game begins. You will have ZERO competition if you simply follow the yellow brick road that we'll be unveiling Wednesday…
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Levi Hutchins of Concord, New Hampshire, invented the first alarm clock in 1787. It only rang at 4 A.M. because that’s what time he got up.

The first coin-operated machine ever designed was a holy-water dispenser that required a 5-drachma piece to operate. It was the brainchild of the Greek scientist Hero in the first century A.D.

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"Jesus knows me, this I love!!"

Just so you know....The leech has 32 brains-31 more than a human.

Just so you know....A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, by Mark Twain, was the first published novel ever to have been written on a typewriter.

M. R. Bissell had a china shop in Grand Rapids, Michigan, and was allergic to the dusty straw scattered on the floor after unpacking china from crates. So, he invented the first carpet sweeper in 1876 to clean up the mess and protect his sinuses.

In 1949, Crusader Rabbit debuted as the first made-for-TV animated cartoon.

Kangaroos can move as fast as 30 miles per hour and can leap up to 25 feet in the air...just saying.

WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning

Wonders why people always try to get cats out of trees... How many cat skeletons have you seen in trees?

says eleventeen percent of people make up words

wonders how skinny he would be if he had to pedal to keep the computer on.

The police sent me a photo of my car speeding, so I sent them a picture of my check.

wants to switch the "pull" sign on the door to a "push" sign, then sit back and enjoy the show...

wonders if you called the people that signed your yearbook 20 years ago "I'll always be there for you" and asked them to babysit tonight, would they?

Why does everyone always say "Take it one day at a time."? Like two is an option?

If the shampoo instructions tell you to repeat, how do you know when to stop?

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Nobody Cares About Your Business!
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knows why the chicken crossed the road, it was to show the raccoon, opossum and armadillo it could be done without getting run over!!

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield

says says: Beware of natural foods: 80% of people die of natural causes

Did you hear? Due to total and complete lack of interest, Monday has been canceled!!!

wonders who criminals root for when they watch cop shows?

says it's okay to talk to yourself. Sometimes it's the only way to have an intelligent conversation with someone.

Never let a computer know you are in a hurry.

Come work for the Lord. The retirement benefits are out of this world.

When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished.

if you throw a cat out the window is it kitty litter...

says says...if at first you don't succeed, try it my way!

is wondering if STAPLES OFFICE STORES will refund his money back for the Easy button? Mine don't seem to work

is never late...just always early for tomorrow.

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???

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Tell somebody that you lost something and see if they don't turn around and ask you, "Where?" Go figure...

Our problems are opportunities to discover God's solutions.

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has to go. The kids chewed through the restraints, again!

Tall People = Less likely to die in floods. Just saying.

I'm not always late! Sometimes I don't bother showing up :)

Cranked the treadmill up to MAX for 15 minutes. When I finally took a break my roller skates were hot to the touch.

So, You Think You Know How to Use Social Media Tools? http://ping.fm/r2w2D

I've decided today is the day I stop procrastinating. If not today then tomorrow, next week at the very latest.

How to stay organized with a google calender http://ping.fm/dM52a

I didn't use to like cats, but they're okay now. Turns out, I was cooking them wrong!

431 Reps in our 4th
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It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. http://ping.fm/mrzv2

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!From Cable Guy to Internet Superstar in 6 Months w/ $0 Marketing Budget...

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I've got to tell you about a friend of mine...

Just 6 short months ago this guy was a
cable guy working full-time for the man
when he decided enough was enough.

He sought out the best internet marketers
online today, rolled up his sleeves, and
got to work.

Fast forward to today...

He's in pure profit with his M*L*M company
(how many people do you know that
were able to turn a profit in M*L*M within
their first 6 months)???

He generates on average 10-15+ leads
PER DAY...

His single-best day online is 46 leads...

And he is spending $0.00 on his marketing
budget!

Oh, and he's long since quit his career as a
cable guy ;)

This Wednesday he's going to let the cat
out of the bag for all the valued subscribers
on my list.

This "ex-cable guy" is using ONE simple
marketing strategy for F*R*E*E to generate
as many as 46 leads in ONE SINGLE DAY!

Want to learn how so that you can get
almost 50 leads per day for your biz
with ZERO dollars out of pocket?

Then I invite you to a webinar this Wednesday
Sept. 16 at 9:00 PM EST...

Space is limited.
Reserve your Webinar seat now at:

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Live Marketing & Training Call for MLMLeadSystemPRO Members and Guests.
Join Us this Wednesday Night and listen live.

9PM Eastern
8PM Central
7PM Mountain
6PM Pacific

If you're on a shoestring budget you simply can NOT afford to miss this call.

**** THIS STRATEGY IS NOT BEING USED
BY MANY NETWORKERS AT ALL... THE
GAME IS WIDE OPEN IF YOU LEARN THIS
TACTIC AND IMPLEMENT IT IMMEDIATELY ****

See you Wednesday!